JD

meereeneseknot:

“I’ve just never really been into porn…I mean, the idea of people getting paid to have sex, it’s just awful. It’s never ever turned me on.”

Source: subliminalsarcasm

ratsoff:

(thanks j’ne!)

deleteyourlife:

i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit

twitterthecomic:

*bear in scrubs walks into waiting room*”Sorry to be the bear-er of bad news but I’m a bear and your son died cause bears can’t do surgery”

— Joe (@lazy_joe_) May 12, 2013

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

We’re knights of the Round Table
We dance whene’er we’re able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.

marinemammalblog:

I want my mommy by me_on_flickr on Flickr.

Source: togifs